tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8061690284880222140.comments2011-02-16T10:30:28.564-06:00Dallas Cheever YogaUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger45125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8061690284880222140.post-30655145733966424462011-02-16T10:30:28.564-06:002011-02-16T10:30:28.564-06:00Kamel...,
If you'll recall it wasn't batt...Kamel...,<br /><br />If you'll recall it wasn't battered triggerfish (it was mariscos calientes); it wasn't chips (it was platanos fritos); it wasn't ulumaika (it was ullamaliztli); and lastly, it wasn't me (it was Rudolfo Che Verano). Never heard of North Kona.<br /><br />-D.Dallashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10554838576019991298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8061690284880222140.post-77528546228309750892011-02-12T19:00:21.412-06:002011-02-12T19:00:21.412-06:00As one who has been on the receiving end of your t...As one who has been on the receiving end of your thumb, picked you up and given you a ride, I'd hoped we could continue the interesting philosophical discussion we had at the rest-stop diner over lightly battered humuhumunukunukuapua'a and chips. Though you said many times that your location and whereabouts were, for all intents, federally protected information, quite a few of my neighbors have seen you at the weekly lu'ua in town throwing your stones in competitive ulumaika, so if you want to continue the chat I am at the Mahalo center in the North Kona mall, across from the main post office, on Tuesdays.<br /><br />K. L. Halola<br /><br />p.s. Have you seen my son's laptop computer? It was in the seat next to you in the truck.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10811437197655585955noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8061690284880222140.post-54200164583721696482011-02-10T16:09:15.385-06:002011-02-10T16:09:15.385-06:00Hey Buddy!
We sure have missed you at the month...Hey Buddy! <br /><br />We sure have missed you at the monthly IF VFW poker nights. If you get a chance could ya let me know if you've figured anything out with the refluxology stuff? Been experiencing some acidy upchucks myself and I'm not sure if the dizziness has to do with the cheap vodka at the VFW or the refluxology. Tried wearing flip flops as you suggested on your post but I keep digging my metal edged shovel into my toes what with all the snow clearing this time of year.<br /><br />Thanks, DW CassidyDonald Waynehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11345269094760515752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8061690284880222140.post-70471437244343947252011-02-10T15:55:34.209-06:002011-02-10T15:55:34.209-06:00Fine. Malmo asked me to keep it clean.
I knew yo...Fine. Malmo asked me to keep it clean.<br /><br />I knew you'd turn up eventually Dallas. As my mother and Jacky, you remember the bartender at the Fruit Fly?, always said...It may not be pretty but Dallas always turns up. Now you don't think I see the relation between our court date and your unannounced amscray, do you? Judge Judee will wait but not for free so I hope your "lessons" barter for the equivalent of $15 a month. That is the cost of an open pending legal document.<br /><br />In other news, my lawyer Pat ran off with a Mary Kay sales representative from Fergus Falls (yes, the same one you asked to watch Malmo for the afternoon four months ago) so I am without legal representation but I do have my eye on a student from IF Law who said he'd consider my case in exchange for your autographed White Album. <br /><br />Take all the time you need in your warm exotic fantasyland darling as I need you to be of sound mind and body when you return. Well, I don't but it's a legal requirement. And don't forget to sunscreen your feet.... You don't want the sun blisters (remember our honeymoon?) to get in the way of your latest arousal. ~DivaDivahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06890743926887208227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8061690284880222140.post-15103640174494419242011-02-10T15:45:26.310-06:002011-02-10T15:45:26.310-06:00This comment has been removed by the author.Divahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06890743926887208227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8061690284880222140.post-8719732465754038322011-01-20T06:29:29.069-06:002011-01-20T06:29:29.069-06:00Yoga Dallas training courses are picking up great ...Yoga Dallas training courses are picking up great momentum with the passing time. If you wish to learn about yoga in the proper manner and use the knowledge to help others then nothing can be better than the yoga Dallas center. <br />------------------<br /><a href="http://www.sunstoneyoga.com/ProductsServices/TeacherTraining.aspx" rel="nofollow">yoga teacher training dallas</a>Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00319204588581341906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8061690284880222140.post-56153462165607068052010-10-04T20:07:03.919-05:002010-10-04T20:07:03.919-05:00There was a big misunderstanding. I never said &q...There was a big misunderstanding. I never said "Dairy Queen" when referring to Pat. I said Fairy Queen. That whole marketing idea that my cousin paid $5000 for was your idea. It mighta worked...in San Francisco. There's where your fine tuned sense of geography paid off in spades...not. I still remember the horrified looks as parents covered their children's ears while Pat danced around in a white David Bowie outfit singing "Make an oreo sundae out of me boys."<br /><br />Never been able to go near a Dairy Queen since.<br /><br />You never understood performance art. I'm sure you know what I'm referring to.Dallashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10554838576019991298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8061690284880222140.post-4866611253663526582010-10-04T14:03:08.515-05:002010-10-04T14:03:08.515-05:00I see the irony and I'd like to beat you to a ...I see the irony and I'd like to beat you to a pulp. Do you see the pun?<br /><br />You know that Pat is my lawyer because he/she (he first) was the only attorney listed on the IF mandatory community services pages who would barter "identity correction" surgery for legal fees. That was your idea as you might recall.<br /><br />When did your sister return to town? Her slurred performance art has always given me a headache. As has her advice. I'm sure you know what I'm referring to.Divahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06890743926887208227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8061690284880222140.post-14558149935547097012010-10-04T13:37:52.463-05:002010-10-04T13:37:52.463-05:00Have I not made it clear on the numerous near assa...Have I not made it clear on the numerous near assault attempts you've made on me, that I'm not signing anything. If you want finality, I know a nice bridge from which you can leap. But I know you'll never use it, since you'd have to pay a paper company. Do you see the irony?<br /><br />Are you seriously still using Pat as your lawyer? His/her (I forget which came first now) brain was a disaster of mass extinction proportions before all the drugs. You'd get better advice from a drunken mime. And I just happen to know one.Dallashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10554838576019991298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8061690284880222140.post-38446192668469918882010-10-04T12:38:57.536-05:002010-10-04T12:38:57.536-05:00Yes, I did notice that this is the "Cheever Y...Yes, I did notice that this is the "Cheever Yoga" blog and as such I will contribute to it until you sign the papers (and for the third time you must sign with a pen--not in crayon or in blood or with canine fecal matter).<br /><br />This is also the last time I will warn you to stop slandering my attorney. You know darn well that my lawyer, Pat, will remain both a him and a her until the operations have been entirely successful at which time the abundance of body hair and spinal issues will be addressed. After all, you were the one who highly recommended the procedure in the hope that it would add another dimension to your cousin's Dairy Queen business.<br /><br />Yours forever (or until you sign--whichever comes first),<br />Jesus MaureenDivahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06890743926887208227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8061690284880222140.post-915910702839822992010-10-04T11:26:39.902-05:002010-10-04T11:26:39.902-05:00One more thing.
I still have and use those spill-...One more thing.<br /><br />I still have and use those spill-proof bottles. They're unlike you in every way, thank Brahma.Dallashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10554838576019991298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8061690284880222140.post-38632840525697116102010-10-04T11:23:34.736-05:002010-10-04T11:23:34.736-05:00Oh, and as 411 for your atrophied cerebrum, you ma...Oh, and as 411 for your atrophied cerebrum, you may happily think you've ruined my good mood with your mace-like voice (yeah, I can still hear it), but two k-cups later I've already reforgotten all about you.Dallashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10554838576019991298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8061690284880222140.post-688827566917003842010-10-04T11:16:37.271-05:002010-10-04T11:16:37.271-05:00Jesus Maureen (for the last time, I'm not call...Jesus Maureen (for the last time, I'm not calling you "Diva"),<br /><br />In case you didn't notice, this is the "Cheever Yoga" blog. It's not a marital abuse forum. If you have a problem, go thru channels. See your lawyer (have you found one that doesn't knuckle-walk yet?), and have him or her contact my lawyer.<br /><br />Much later, DallasDallashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10554838576019991298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8061690284880222140.post-16848678776203771912010-10-04T09:12:31.276-05:002010-10-04T09:12:31.276-05:00Just what exactly are you thinking Dallas? Did yo...Just what exactly are you thinking Dallas? Did you think I wouldn't find out about this? I have friends you know. As it clearly states in the contract (and don't tell me again that reading all that legal gobbledeeguk gives you a headache), you are not allowed to sell any more of our joint property without my prior written consent. And you know darn well that Vishnu is not only joint property but symbolizes all that was ever good between us. And you think you're just gonna sell Vish--just like that?! So when Malmo asks us about the circumstances surrounding his creation you're just gonna leave out the beautiful 8 or 9 seconds in the front seat of that car? Fine. I was tolerant when you sold Shiva, the only snow machine I ever truly loved, or when you traded away all of our accumulated time share points in the IceArmor ice fishing shelter because you wanted a stupid set of spill-proof water bottles, but now you have gone too far. And if you have already sold Vishnu, keep in mind that I get half the money. It's in the contract.<br /><br />--Diva<br />(Also DBA: Diva Beauty Supply LP, Diva Fever Dance Studios Inc., Diva Motorcoach Tours, Diva Cheever Dream Weaver)Divahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06890743926887208227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8061690284880222140.post-85019761878391585642010-10-02T12:11:21.831-05:002010-10-02T12:11:21.831-05:00Dear not-quite-yet-if-ever my buddy Pete,
Here is...Dear not-quite-yet-if-ever my buddy Pete,<br /><br />Here is my solicited advice: Should you choose to continue texting while driving (against the law, btw, in 32 states plus Guam according to the GHSA), the chance of imprinting another cellular manufacturer's name on your forehead increases. So, I think you should choose a new phone that, reading right to left, leaves the bruised markings of contemporary body art most commensurate with a Hindu mantra. I suggest "alorot-oM".<br /><br />Perhaps you would also consider purchasing a phone without a camera? The constant picture taking during class is bothering some of the other students.<br /><br />Shanti--Liz<br /><br />p.s. Setting an intention is best described as a quiet moment promise to yourself. It is the magical internal communication of hearing your own voice. Simply put--It is your raw desire and if you want it to come true; it will, but only if it is important above all else.Lizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03932345683370076781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8061690284880222140.post-22866889037065468182010-10-02T10:37:28.514-05:002010-10-02T10:37:28.514-05:00I don't care what Jenny says--A buddy of mine ...I don't care what Jenny says--A buddy of mine came down with a case a that "quoi" in Normandy during WWII. No dame wants to know 'bout that--not even the icebox girls on third. I don't care how long it takes you to fill your briefs. Ya just don't want the quoi.<br /><br />Only guy I know (and ya gotta say the LeBaron is a guy's ride!) lookin' for wheels right now is Peter. Had some kinda mishap the other night. And as my ex says, "If you've had a mishap ya don't much care about a missin' hubcap".<br /><br />See ya 'round buddy--Donald Wayne<br /><br />p.s. Great story about Nagurski, btw. Would love to get a look-see at that hubcap myself. He's the only guy who ever gave "swingin' both ways" a good name being that he played both offense and defense.Donald Waynehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11345269094760515752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8061690284880222140.post-21880794023117721742010-10-01T21:41:29.592-05:002010-10-01T21:41:29.592-05:00Oops. I didn't mean "allowed". I m...Oops. I didn't mean "allowed". I meant "aloud". Is that Freudian? Did you know he was of northern germanic descent too? We're known for more than just our awesome bodies, you know. Put that in your hooka.<br /><br />PeteAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11619020880597737270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8061690284880222140.post-30411509013743059752010-10-01T21:36:34.147-05:002010-10-01T21:36:34.147-05:00Liz,
Due to unforeseen circumstances (I'm sti...Liz,<br /><br />Due to unforeseen circumstances (I'm still digging Blackberry fragments out of my face) I didn't get to ask you my question about intentions. Is setting an intention like a birthday wish? Can you count on it to come true? Should it really be said allowed or does that ruin it? Can an intention be material? Like, now that my old Curve is in a 1000 pieces, can I wish for something better than that POS, like an iPhone or Droid? Maybe you could help me with that decision?<br /><br />Ok, that's more than one question, but who's counting?<br /><br />Your buddy PeteAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11619020880597737270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8061690284880222140.post-90491825369264187922010-10-01T21:20:36.410-05:002010-10-01T21:20:36.410-05:00Hey Wanda.
I think Liz cleared up your confusio...Hey Wanda. <br /><br />I think Liz cleared up your confusion over an underachiever's yoga class. Along those lines, a few years back I was working on deal with the Falls High cheerleading squad. In return for various favors they were going to call themselves the High-A-Cheevers. Sad to say something came up and the deal came to naught.<br /><br />Hey, you know Chaz Kopinsky made that sound recording at the laundromat. It could be a big hit on youtube. Go there and give it a thumbs up!<br /><br />DallasDallashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10554838576019991298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8061690284880222140.post-2660528398087993382010-09-30T13:02:38.480-05:002010-09-30T13:02:38.480-05:00Hi Dallas,
I was so sorry I missed the open house ...Hi Dallas,<br />I was so sorry I missed the open house last Friday night but when Peter rear-ended the seniors van (I think he was texting and didn't see the light turn), the front bumper of his fancy car got caught under the van's wheelchair ramp. It took hours to untangle his car from the van and his cell phone from his face as the air bag was rather unforgiving.<br /><br />Anyhoo--My daughter Wendee was at the yoga event (she asked me to thank you again for the spin cycle mixed tape) and told me she overheard Liz talking about an underachiever's yoga class. This sounds like the right class for me so I'd like to know how to sign up!<br /><br />My best to you, honey--- WandaWanda Ovitalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11621166937354551027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8061690284880222140.post-82763607147673432372010-09-30T08:51:21.762-05:002010-09-30T08:51:21.762-05:00Howdy Hey Dallas,
Good for you for gettin' the...Howdy Hey Dallas,<br />Good for you for gettin' the best dang lawyer in the Frostbite Falls area. I've personally known Ken since his comedy troupe days when he and Lars Uthamata had their stand up show at the Holiday Inn over there on Route 71. The ex and I were having a laugh just the other night about their "Wasumata? Uthamata!" routine. Ken's a funny guy. I think he was making a yoga joke when he said your management company doesn't have a leg to stand on. That's the kinda guy Ken is. <br /><br />Anyways, best of luck finding a new location. I don't know of a place off the top of my head but I'll ask around at next week's soup supper at the community center. <br /><br />D.W.Donald Waynehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11345269094760515752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8061690284880222140.post-68729633278845839262010-09-21T13:42:37.690-05:002010-09-21T13:42:37.690-05:00Hey yoga students! I just exchanged a few texts w...Hey yoga students! I just exchanged a few texts with Ron Feeley, the night manager at the laundromat, who said we don't need to wear toesox after all because the floor is already sticky enough. I assume he means that customer's don't always measure their laundry soap all that well. He thought bare feet to linoleum might be best and has a drum of industrial strength goof-off for clean up afterward. Doesn't this sound great!? He also inquired about our policy on tetnus shots but I'm not really sure why.<br /><br />And Mandy: No, I haven't experienced Peter's yoga shorts as our personal paths have yet to cross--though he has sent quite a few photos. I might know what you mean. Shanti, LizLizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03932345683370076781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8061690284880222140.post-86389575977191079512010-09-21T10:54:34.185-05:002010-09-21T10:54:34.185-05:00Thanks Liz. Now, what are "toesox"? I ...Thanks Liz. Now, what are "toesox"? I haven't heard of them. Do you have any links where I could see them? I hope they don't cost a lot. I have to say, if Peter suggested this I have to wonder about it. Have you seen his yoga shorts???<br /><br />MandyAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01894491316592226332noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8061690284880222140.post-37424903130531156802010-09-21T09:50:48.845-05:002010-09-21T09:50:48.845-05:00Thanks for the great question, Mandy! I know ther...Thanks for the great question, Mandy! I know there's been some talk circulating around the studio and I've been getting a lot of personal requests about having a sticky socks class and this might be perfect timing! Let's throw our mats AND all of our yoga clothes into the industrial washers and have a toesox ONLY class. (Thanks for the repeated suggestion Peter!)<br />Shanti--LizLizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03932345683370076781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8061690284880222140.post-48616388915146430682010-09-21T09:34:59.840-05:002010-09-21T09:34:59.840-05:00Liz, Since this will be at a laundroMAT, do we ne...Liz, Since this will be at a laundroMAT, do we need to bring our own mats? I was kinda hoping I could wash mine during class. The studio floors really did a number on it during the last session.<br /><br />Thanks, MandyAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01894491316592226332noreply@blogger.com