The Ignobility of Attorneys

As you know by now, we're waist deep in lawyering to get our studio space back. The thing about lawyers is that you're never just ankle or knee deep. And when I say deep, I mean deep in debt. And when you hire the best, like Wasumata Sosumi, costs get exponential. So, do you see the point I'm driving home?

Well, there's the irony. I won't be driving home, at least not in Vishnu. Here's a photo of Vish.

Vishnu isn't the destroyer for no reason.  As you can see he's put the hurt on International Falls motorists with all points of his bodywork.

I'm weeping as I type this, but it's become necessary to sell this fine automobile.  This was to be Malmo's first car.  And a better first car a kid could never have.  It's a 93 LeBaron as you can see from Malmo's carefully applied shoe polish.  And the spelling offers a glimpse into the quality of education at Falls High.

All we're asking for this historic automobile is $7,500.  That'll almost cover 4 hours of filing briefs.  I wish I could tell you your purchase is tax deductible, unfortunately no profit doesn't make us a non-profit in the feds' eyes.

Why do you want this car?  Why don't you??  Did you know in '93 Chrysler redesigned the LeBaron.  It's got non-hiding headlights.  It has the sexy J body with front wheel drive.  It's a ragtop.  Tell me, honestly, would anyone rather have one of those lame new Sebrings or this baby?  It's perfect for cruising 3rd Street for chicks.  A LeBaron tells all the girls you've got that "je ne sais quoi".

You'll notice the right rear hubcab is missing.  Do you know why?  We ran short of plates while tailgating at a Broncos game a some years back and so that did it in a pinch.  As the gang and I were digging into franks and beans who shows up?  Good old Bronco himself.  Nagursky in the flesh.  And he was kind enough to autograph the hubcap.  So we keep it on the mantel now.  And it's just not right to replace that hubcap.  When I see it missing I think of Bronco and how we all miss him.  Think of that black, forlorn circle as a memorial to the great man.  And think of Vishnu as a fine-tuned linebacker itching to deal out punishment to anything that crosses its path.

Now here's the truly amazing part.  After Bronco signed the hubcap he sat down with us for a beer and some chow.  And you know where he sat?  In the passenger seat of Vishnu.  Drive this LeBaron and a football god will be your copilot.  This car is a dead steal at $7,500.  Act this weekend and we'll let you take a photo of the car with the autographed hubcap!!

Namaste,

Dallas